tms 

text my shit

"facebook status"bout to log off tms if u got the number

tms by lildee93 November 10, 2011

TMS 

This Meeting Sucks

Damn! TMS. I'm out of here.

TMS by phdeed2015 June 21, 2018

tms 

temporary moment of stupidity

what happens when normal people do something stupid for no reason. several instances of tms are indicative of something else

person 1: I can't believe you walked into that parked car
person 2: a real tms
person 3: shut up and get me some ice!!!

tms by T-do January 1, 2007

tms 

An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.

Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.

tms by DaXi February 2, 2017

TMS 

Trump Messiah Syndrome - the condition that prohibits a person from making or accepting rational criticism about Donald Trump.

Donald Trump could shoot a baby in the face and the portion of his supporters with TMS would blame the baby!

TMS by SirEndr March 18, 2020

TMS 

The Maestro Shufflers. One of the most badass shuffle "crews" there are. They dance the Melbourne Shuffle and are damn good at it. Go watch videos of them on youtube!

TMS- Danielzz is a wicked shuffler.

TMS by Sea323 October 16, 2009

TMS 

Abbreviation of The Mark Side.

Dude, it's easier to say TMS instead of The Mark Side.

TMS by TMSfanLisa April 27, 2017