tms

An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.

Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.

by DaXi February 02, 2017