Zeedar Teretz

In ancient European legend, a mighty warrior who roamed the earth, solving mystery and whuppin’ ass. Some say Zeedar Teretz lives today, as a very old man, who roams the world playing an important part in the events of the world.

Also, a dick with a website. www.zeedarteretz.com.

That's so freaky, only Zeedar Teretz could have done it!

by Kevin Smith November 24, 2003

Zeedar Teretz

A dance, similar to the Hokey Pokey, except with a greater emphasis on pelvic thrusting. It became popular as a disco throwback alternative to the punk rock craze that was taking over Manchester in the late 1970's. It was banned in several prominent nightclubs, including the legendry Hacienda, giving it a reputation as "the forbidden dance."

"Only one man ever lost an eye doing the Zeedar Teretz, and he deserved it."

by Randal May 13, 2004

Twerette's

Twerette's Syndrome, or just "Twerette's," is a mental illness that causes a person uncontrollably to post random 140-character maximum vulgarities and obscenities on other people's Twitter pages.

Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 3m
@compnazi SHIT LICKING COCK GOBBLING FUCKDOUCHE, LICK MY HAIRY NUTSAC BEEEEEAAAAAAATSCH

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Patricia Harris ‏@compnazi 2m
@torontocityhall Dude, stop trolling me, seriously!
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Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 1m
@compnazi Forgive me. I suffer from #Twerette's. It's involuntary. RECTAL SCHMEGMA
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by Prolatarian Milton May 25, 2013

Zeedar Teretz

A local farmers lad from Yorkshire

Get off me land!!!! arrrr!

by B.T.B April 22, 2004

zeedar teretz

Zeedar refurs to Mike Zeedar, a minor internet personality mostly known for his glowing afidavids on the virtues of owning a Mac. Teretz is Hewbrew for excuse.

The phase Zeedar Teretz refurs a situation where someone is repeatedly doing something inexcusable, without even offering an excuse. It is a shortened version of "What's Mike Zeedar's Teretz?"

Halle Berry making another movie? That's a zeedar teretz.

by Caitlin Bree July 14, 2004

zeedar teretz

A form of currency in Burkina Faso, independant republic of West Africa. Most commonly used in the capital city, Ouagadougou.

ie. one Zeedar Teretz to ten Olsens.

by The Eternal Sunflower April 27, 2004

theretromacnerd

A kid that likes Apple but has an Android fone
But is a nice guy lol @TheRetroMacNerd

User:Why Do you Have Android:(

TheRetroMacNerd:Why Not;)

by Don’t Meme @Sniff_Curl November 6, 2017