the ghetto

this is where you were born and raised if you know who is and isn't fucked up just by looking at them.

dumbass #1: "i'M iN ThE GhETtO-"
dumbass #2: "ArAtAtAtaTAt"

by YouAreAFuckingSimpNoCap August 13, 2021

the ghetto

Another term for the IDC dorms.

Like a ghetto in the sho-ah, the IDC dorms is fenced in, has armed security guards, and is an autonomous community that is separate from life outside of it.

Guy: Hey, where ya at?
Roni: Leaving Sokolov right now, omw to the ghetto, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

OR
Sara: You going to Tel Aviv tn?
Bar: Nah, gonna hang out with some friends in the ghetto. I've gone out too many times this week. Also shalvata isn't fun anymore. Arsim everywhere ya know?

by urielreichman March 23, 2022

The Ghetto Strip

A nine mile long strip from Tilton, Illinois to Georgetown, Illinois. Several video poker gaming parlors have opened up in an already financially depressed area. Along with a few massage parlors, video poker signs and LED lights everywhere give off a trashy vibe to make you feel like you're in the ghetto of Las Vegas.

Hey Brad, I just got my SSI check! Do you want to go hit the machines and strike it rich?

Hell yeah! Let's go to The Ghetto Strip! The buy here, pay here lot can get my car payment next week!

by Gummy bear sex January 13, 2018

The Ghetto System

A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.

Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15

Race:
Being White:-400

by King G July 12, 2005

The Ghetto Behind the Netto

Athersley North, South Yorkshire, England.
So called because of the massive Netto supermarket just south of it.

1. John says he's from the Ghetto...
2. Yeah, the Ghetto behind the Netto more like...

by Old Red Eyes July 13, 2009

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

The Ghetto Mouth Wash

When a fellow gang member hocks a loogie in your mouth and you use it as mouthwash

Did you see Tyrone get The Ghetto Mouth Wash, I could really go for one right about now.

by Noah-Rogers February 21, 2023