The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

The Midget wrench by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

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Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

Crankin the Rusty Wrench by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

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A wrench in the system

A problem that makes a flawless plan or machine go wrong, as though one were throwing a wrench inbetween a perfectly set pair of gears.

We had the perfect plan for today, but when the homeless man slashed my van's tires, he threw a wrench in the system.

A wrench in the system by C. Suba September 12, 2006

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Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.

Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.

Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks by TV CAR March 26, 2010