The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

A wrench in the system

A problem that makes a flawless plan or machine go wrong, as though one were throwing a wrench inbetween a perfectly set pair of gears.

We had the perfect plan for today, but when the homeless man slashed my van's tires, he threw a wrench in the system.

by C. Suba September 12, 2006

Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.

Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

Dharok The Wretched

The scariest motherfucker to exist.
Luckily only inhabits Runescape... So far

Remember, If Dharok The Wretched appears, you're fucked.

by Dimesqueal steve January 19, 2011

Saucing the wench

The act of Ejaculating on a girl's face with the reputation of being a slut.

Johnny got caught in the girls locker room saucing the wench.

Later on tonight im gonna sauce the wench.

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004