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the united states of america 

A country that every other country begs for help because they are falling apart, we help them out of the the goodness of our hearts but the moment something that goes wrong its our fucking fault and were made the villian.
other country " oh help us help us!!!!!!"
the united states of america "sure of course"
other country " WTF!!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING AMERICAN SLOB"
the united states of america " really, because you didnt feel this way when we were bailing your asses out"

The United States of America 

The best country in human history and for all you know, the best country in the history of the universe.
Q: Has there ever been a country better than The United States of America?

A: No.

the united states of america 

A federation of heavily tied states that was invented by a group of people known as "the founding fathers" for the purpose of evading taxes with the goal of "Manifest destiny". Similar to the nazis "Final solution" which referred to the state-sponsored genocide of the jewish people and was seen as the answer to the "Jewish question" manifest destiny was seen as inevitable and necessary and included the unsubstantiated and dangerous belief of inherent superiority of white Americans over the native Americans and eventually in the end, the native Hawaiians. In more modern and recent history the united states of America broke its promise to secure freedom of speech in an attempt to prevent workers from having more power and say in how the economy should be ran along with placing weapons of mass destruction in eastern europe starting a cold war and eventually getting into other wars from the famous Vietnam war to proxy wars like that in afghanistan. said proxy wars are responsible for many problems today such as the brutal taliban. a clan of terrorists which descended from a terror group funded by the united states. (for the sake of owning the commies of course.)
Oh no. The united states of America are escalating tensions again. we might lose even more lives now!

The United States of America 

Person 1: The United States of America is the greatest first world country to live in!

Person 2: Go outside any major city for 5 minutes then say that again.

The United States of America 

The best country on earth!

(No offense other 193 countries...)
"Where do you live?"

>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"

The United States of America 

The place all of you WISH you lived.
;-)