The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.

How did your dad die? The Thanos.

by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024

The Thanos Principle

The act of halving any object, population, commodity, or even equation.

A: I applied the Thanos principle on a pizza yesterday!
B: Oh wow i heard you can also apply it to the grain stocks!

by ermahgeeeddd August 7, 2018

Welcome to the thanos world

when you use this term it means that you have watched squid game and is also very horny.

HER: *ding dong*
ME: *opens door* whats up nice to meet you welcome to the thanos world.

by Mattran January 4, 2025

Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass

by evan.floden May 15, 2019

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

thanos in the closet

a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.

WHY DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THANOS IN THE CLOSET

by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019