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The two tree principal principal

Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.
Hay man The two tree principal principal just explains us perfectly.
by Witch man July 18, 2022
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The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017
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The principals office

Where dreams go to die
Person 1: Omg i got sent to the principals office
Person 2: R u a ghost
by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
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its the principles of it

when someone does something wrong and your not really mad at them your mad at what they did so its the principles of what they did
Man: Y r u mad @ me?
Me and Kool Aid: Its the principles of it muthafucka the principles!
by Chris Heller December 6, 2006
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the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."
by PolChan December 6, 2014
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The Franchise-Principle

When a song sucks the first time you listen to it but after listening more often it turns out to be actually fire.
Just like the song Franchise by Travis Scott
This song „...“ is a perfect example for The Franchise-Principle
by WhoWasInParis? January 4, 2021
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The Schonfeld Principle

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)
“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”
by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021
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