Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

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show you how the biscuits are made

To take someone to the bedroom, or any location really, and proceed to pleasure them in as many ways as there are to make biscuits; which is many.

"You keep talking like that and I might just take you to the local aquarium and show you how the biscuits are made!"

by Thewhaler801 August 30, 2016

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tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane July 3, 2012

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Burn the biscuits

Shitting on your partner's chest, but, unlike a Cleveland Steamer, not necessarily spreading it out like a steamroller. Probably comes from the colour change of the "biscuits" from white (if the receiver is Caucasian) to dark brown.

Has it ever occurred to you that the neighbours always use 'burn the biscuits' for having sex?
- Yeah, it's because of the kids. They don't want them to know.
But all their kids are over twenty!
- Would you want to know whether your dad shat on your mom's boobs?

by Olax March 30, 2011

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Throw it in with the biscuits

Phrase/Saying that can be taken multiple ways.

You or someone you know has done something well or done something badly.
Also another way of saying ‘it is what it is’

John *makes a great sporting goal*
Sam : John has just thrown it in with the biscuits!

Jane : Today is going really slow- we should just throw it in with the biscuits

by ilivelifeevryday November 2, 2025

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