Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

What does that even mean?

A rhetorical question asked to undermine someone's point or argument; a more abrupt version of "that doesn't make sense" or "that's not relevant;" sometimes "I don't understand and it's your fault."

(1)

A: Poor people in rural Indiana are poor because they live in rural Indiana.
B: What does that even mean?

(2)

A: Where have you been for the past few months? I've be calling and writing and haven't heard anything back.
B: I went dark for a while.
A: What does that even mean?

by TebowTime23 January 9, 2015

that dont mean dick

That dont mean anything, it's not valued, its unimportant.

"I started driving when I was 16yrs old" "well that dont mean dick cause you still drive like shit."

by Ladynoh February 28, 2023

That doesn't mean that

No. Not if this then that.

Hym Iam "We have reached the pinnacle of delusion. At this point... As a matter of 100% certainy that my response to anything you would have to say about me is 'That doesn't mean that.' And the premise is likely going to be 'but you said *blank*' and then I respond 'That doesn't mean that.' And the fact that I am literally the pretense for everything you do any say is the proof that you are not the thing you are pretending to be. 'Pre' means 'before.' You can't be the 'Original' if something 'PRE-dates' you."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2026

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021