twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 6, 2009

TGITT

"Thank God It's Thirsty Thursday"

Failed that chem exam today... TGITT.

by omartyumbc November 17, 2011

TGINAG

thank god im not a ginger.

"look at that freckly person over there"

"yea, TGINAG"

by catsloveme101 November 13, 2011

titnotic

A combination of tits and hypnotic.
When someone enters into a trance through the constant staring at breasts.
One can be titnotised by either male or female breasts.

"Dude, he's totally entered a titnotic trance!"
"Mate, he's been titnotised. There's nothing we can do to help him now."

by conorandgrech September 19, 2009

titniggabuttsex

the squeezing of a black woman's breasts while having anal sex continually.

That titniggabuttsex last night was amazing, thank your mom for me!

by Ryan Kibler January 27, 2009

Titnotized

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.

I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.

by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titnotized

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.

She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!

by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020