tetons

huge love muffins on a woman. also known as big boobs.

"Look at that chicks tetons! i wanna ride my midnight express through them mountains of looove!"

by Baggot October 13, 2004

grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004

Teona

Someone who has an obsession with people they can't date and is on a diet every year.

Ex: Sheesh, that's Teona

by Sheeesh123 April 13, 2021

Teton Ale

Go to Jackson Hole Wyoming and you will find OTTO BROTHERS BREWING CO. Brewed in Jackson Hole Wyoming since 1988. It's all about the beer!

Teton Ale Otto brothers brewing co is a great brewing company!

by Charles R. Gregg September 9, 2007

Teona

Teona is a funny and loving girl people are jealous of her. Her hazel eyes will draw you in. If you mess with her your ass will be beaten.

Boy1: i saw this fine girl

Boy2: really was she a Teona or an Alicia

Boy1: she was a TEONA!!!

by Darkskinnedboii June 15, 2019

grand tetons

French for big, juicy, succulent boobies.

I'm sure she has a nice personality, but I'd LOVE her to introduce me to her Grand Tetons!

by Le Bazoom Licker August 29, 2003

tetonka

what the indians called buffalos in dancing with wolves or also known as a big heavy ugly fat bitch.

"damn look at honey dip over there"

"honey dip? all i see is 2 tetonka bitches eating ice cream"

by madbluntz- July 13, 2009