YÉYO TEQUILA

An Ultra-Premium Tequila, with a unique modern style and smooth exceptional taste. TEQUILA AS INTENDED.

YÉYO TEQUILA is "TEQUILA AS INTENDED."

by 1414 December 13, 2010

Tequila Squeala

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.

Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!

by Gar Grim February 4, 2018

tequilayed

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.

If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

Tequila dipper

When the guy dips his junk into a glass of Tequila and she then sucks it off.

Dude, she got waisted from my tequila dippers.

by Tenday May 23, 2020

tequila

A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."

by Highlander_77 October 18, 2003

Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

by LukeLombard December 19, 2008

Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.

-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.

by mhibma July 17, 2006