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TCP/IP

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.
What is TCP/IP used for? Porn and gayness, mostly.
by Shard April 14, 2005
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TCP grindset

TCP Grindset stands for “Tyson’s Corner Professionalism” Grindset, referencing inimintable and fully bottomless reserve of technical talent concentrated in only one place.

Used originally for cybersecurity hiring as it is widely believed by contemporary corporations that cyberspace is a physically addressable location with an office building and not a vast network of communications and information transmission activities.

TCP grindset, or simply TCP, refers to the corporate belief that cybersecurity talent solely exists in widely-unknown and non-descript suburban cities they happen to have offices in, such as Tyson’s Corner near Washington DC in the DMV area.

The slang TCP refers to the mindset and not the fine folks of Tysons Corner, who are great.

Believers in TCP include top firms, and executives who want to have the whole office there so they can feel like they can control something in these unprecedented times.

With the modern threat landscape as it is, following TCP protocols can concentrate your organizations talent in one location:

Benefits:
- your leadership will feel like they made a good choice

- ensure your business can alienate those who don’t live where you built an office
- single-shot to undermine the intelligence of your recruiting staff, and ensure you get best-available and not best-possible talent for your underbudgeted mission critical functions

- zoom from one building
Did you hear about Big Dogs Unlimited going to TCP for their grindset methodology of choice? They’re going to build a TCP grindset center of excellence for cyber so they can bring diverse perspectives together like Alexandria and Herndon. They’re ensuring they maintain modern capabilities continuously alert for global response by putting their entire cybersecurity staff in one spot so they can log onto VoIP calls from the same building.
by burntends4jesus April 14, 2025
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TCP grindset

TCP Grindset stands for “Tyson’s Corner Professionalism” Grindset, referencing inimintable and fully bottomless reserve of technical talent concentrated in only one place.

Used originally for cybersecurity hiring as it is widely believed by contemporary corporations that cyberspace is a physically addressable location with an office building and not a vast network of communications and information transmission activities.

TCP grindset, or simply TCP, refers to the corporate belief that cybersecurity talent solely exists in widely-unknown and non-descript suburban cities they happen to have offices in, such as Tyson’s Corner near Washington DC in the DMV area.

The slang TCP refers to the mindset and not the fine folks of Tysons Corner, who are great.

Believers in TCP include top firms, and executives who want to have the whole office there so they can feel like they can control something in these unprecedented times.

With the modern threat landscape as it is, following TCP protocols can concentrate your organizations talent in one location:

Benefits:
- your leadership will feel like they made a good choice

- ensure your business can alienate those who don’t live where you built an office
- single-shot to undermine the intelligence of your recruiting staff, and ensure you get best-available and not best-possible talent for your underbudgeted mission critical functions

- zoom from one building
Did you hear about Big Dogs Unlimited going to TCP for their grindset methodology of choice? They’re going to build a TCP grindset center of excellence for cyber so they can bring diverse perspectives together like Alexandria and Herndon. They’re ensuring they maintain modern capabilities continuously alert for global response by putting their entire cybersecurity staff in one spot so they can log onto VoIP calls from the same building.
by burntends4jesus April 14, 2025
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tcpa

A group of big companies trying to destroy piracy. fuckers.
Man, the TCPA can suck my balls.
by tr0y June 8, 2005
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tcpa

A group of companies trying to control the computing world by disguising their plans as "increasing security". The laws proposed for 2006 (which, the state of the American government, I don't see NOT passing) will make it illegal to:

- write and compile non-TCPA software
- sell non-TCPA hardware

TCPA cuts down what you can do with your comptuer. Freeware and open source go right out the window.

"But can't I just get Linux?"
Think again... TCPA is in love with the Fritz chip... which is HARDWARE.
Once you can't do anything with computers, then nobody will be able to use them for bad stuff! See? It's simple! TCPA makes it possible!
by 404 November 23, 2003
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tcpa

A way for Microsoft to shut down the Open Source movement.
See wordoppression/word.
by Blah August 9, 2003
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tcpa

The Completely Pathetic Association
I hate the tcpa.
by Todd September 1, 2003
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