Wake & Toast

It's a violent step further than wake n' bake, for individuals (OGs) that want to ram as much THC in their fucking brain as soon as possible upon awakening, no time for baking muffins, reffering to wake and bake, time to ram as much THC molecules in the brain and toast it a.s.a.p. (usually when in pain, like severe chronic back pain) refering to being shitfaced rapidly and sincerely.

Never mind the wake & bake, I wake & toast until I get the greens or pull a whitey

by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

Weaponized toaster

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.

So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018

Toastbag

A lover of drugs, particularly one who regularly reaches a stage of being completely fucked/'toast' on the sesh.

What a toastbag, she carried on seshing for 3 days and was absolutely spangled.

by TBLSY January 3, 2023

dick stuck in toaster

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

Toast/Envelope Method

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.

I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!

by Seraph094 August 9, 2012

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

by KekGuy November 16, 2017

tar toast

Tar on toast. It was made poplular by The Whitest Kids U Know, a television series.

I almost died cuz I ate that tar toast you gave me!

or

Why were you walking around at a party with tar toast on a platter?!?!?

by HackBennys June 10, 2009