Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 15, 2024

Polish Taxi-Cab

When a chubby girl gives head through a hole in a popcorn bag in a movie theater

blair got a polish taxi-cab from megan in a movie theater during fast five.

by midgetmitch May 25, 2011

Mexican Taxi Cab

When people ride in the bed of the pickup.

We're going to take the Mexican Taxi Cab down to Home Depot to pick up a couple of landscapers.

by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

The Taxi-Cab Confession

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

the taxi cab

when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of butter on your cock. you then stick your cock in the ass therefore giving that bitch The Taxi Cab

my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to fuck her the ass but we had no lube so i greased up my cock with butter giving her the taxi cab

by the Big Riggs February 21, 2009

beer taxi (see, beer cab)

A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada

Dude, its past 9, the beer store is closed, you'll have to call the beer cab.

by E_Sharp January 6, 2005