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An expression used by someone temporarily vacating a seat in a crowded room where seating is otherwise unavailable which connotes that person's right to return to their seat upon their return
"get out of my seat, bitch, I said taps"
taps by HoodooMan November 16, 2004
(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.
Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.
TAPS by Effluent Mills October 18, 2008
Hello mother, have you washed any of my Rangers taps. I have no money and need to go to Archibalds for a tap.
taps by Jock fae Fife May 25, 2006
1. Taps (noun) - used to describe the rule in which the first person who taps the person who rolled the blunt hits it next. The person who taps that person goes after him/her, and so on.

Ex: Mary rolled the blunt. Lucy tapped Mary, and she gets the blunt next. Gary tapped Mary, so Mary passes the blunt to him next.

2. Taps (verb) - The act on tapping someone in order to get the blunt next.

3. Taps song:
"taps rules everything around me
kid taps my arm
or you don't hit the blunt
yall"
"I called taps aready, so the blunt goes to me"
-or-
"I taps his arm to get the blunt"
taps by Lady Stardust September 9, 2004
Skaters look gay when were
Taps
Taps by cretey January 16, 2008
the term 'taps' is used to reserve the second position of the cypher when smoking marijuana in a group. for groups larger than 3, this right is reserved only for the individuals positioned to the left and right of the smoke source. it is very similar to calling 'shotgun' when entering a vehicle and wanting to reserve the passenger seat.
yo i got taps on that ish
taps by morelikepoop September 12, 2011