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Tapes and Cds

A surprise insult wherein the first party unsuspectingly lures the second party into a burn by asking for a response to a question regarding "tapes and cds."
Seth: "Hey Jeff do you likes tapes and cds?"
Jeff: "Yeah man, I like them."
Seth: "Well tape this dick to your forehead and see 'dees nuts!"
Jeff: "Damn dude, you got me..."
by tulips_420 December 19, 2020
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A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
by mrRected April 16, 2010
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dark lane demo tapes

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Jimmy- Did you hear Dark Lane Demo Tapes
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
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by Asexgod May 6, 2020
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Legone Tapes

The nickname given to NBA star forward LeBron James after confiscating the tapes of Xavier's Jordan Crawford dunking on him at his own summer camp in 2009.
1st guy:
man, did you see Jordan Crawford posterize Legone Tapes?

2nd guy:
Actually no, cause he's "Legone Tapes"
by RayRayMatti July 11, 2009
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Bass Tapes

Bass Tapes refer to the old school cassette tapes from the late 80's and early 90's. These tapes predated CDs, and contained experimental bass-heavy music, think grandfather music to to Trap, Glitch and DubStep.
Remember that bumping car you drove from the 90's? Man, we'd bump from block to block with 18's in the back and bass tapes in the cassette player. Thumping the neighborhood.
by sn0wn1nj4 April 9, 2014
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Roll the Tapes

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky
Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...
by B. Hanback March 14, 2009
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Basement Tapes

The Basement Tapes werea series of video tapes made by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, the two Columbine shooters.

The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.
"Hey, man, wanna go watch the Basement Tapes? Oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the Internet because the police won't release the tapes in case it spawns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since Columbine."

"Ok"
by RebTheJuvey March 16, 2009
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