Taipei Mode

A mode you can find yourself in before age 30 when you are drifting around with a girlfriend or boyfriend and she or he is your primary companion every waking hour of the day. Usually a fun and enjoyable mode; can be destructive if in this mode for too long for no great reason. Most couples enter it when traveling by bus, train, plane together, staying in hotels together, visiting family together, road tripping together (this can overlap with “On the Road Mode”). Usually when you’re doing “autofiction” type activities with a companion, characterized by sharing the experience in a mostly positive manner. Doing drugs not necessary to enter this mode. Usually noticed after reading “Taipei” by Tao Lin.

Kinda went Taipei Mode with my gf last summer. We flew to Ireland and stayed in a hotel. Then we flew back but red-eyed from New York to Florida right away. Her family’s in Florida. Then we went to LA and crashed with our friends for a couple weeks, kinda doing nothing. Then we flew back to New York together and took the train up to visit my parents in Beacon.

It was pretty fun when me and my wife used to go Taipei mode, but you can only really feel that mode before you’re married.

by writerslifetips April 18, 2021

Taiah

Taiah is fucking beautiful, she is not a fat brown child. She is a literal goddess and you’d be lucky to even speak to her.

Damn, Taiah is beautiful.

by Seawxlf April 2, 2020

tailpipe

The part of a car where exhaust is expelled. Also an opening used to pleasure a car.

My car seductively stared me down until I finally realized she wanted sex. I whipped out my raging hardon and fucked her tailpipe good.

by Xaero320 January 17, 2010

alaskan tailpipe

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

Cleveland steamer

Alabama hot pocket

by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016

taipan

large, highly venomous snake of northeastern Australia

by gambrinus666 November 2, 2003

go suck a tailpipe

Go kill yourself (1990s) used by Bill Hicks to encourage advertising folks to go off themselves.

Go suck a tailpipe

by Trolledu June 29, 2015

Tailpipe

That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bunghole and slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knot and slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.

Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?

Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.

by The King Cornholer May 9, 2008