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The torbjorn 

When you bang on a bitches ass with a hammer until she squirts buckets and then u spew molten core everywhere
I love doing the torbjorn its a good way to ruin a kitchen
The torbjorn by Big daddy reinhardt January 15, 2023

Torbjork 

A Torbjorker is a generally useless and retarded person; having a general mental deficiency that stop them from having/using any semblance of common sense or logic.
Man the mods in the Warframe Discord are being some fucking torbjorkers right now.
Torbjork by Nezha Is A Trap March 27, 2019

thorbjorning 

The verb thorbjorning means to give someone their reward before they have accomplished what they set out to do. The verb was originally coined by New York Times columnist Yoni Brenner in 2009, when Thorbjørn Jagland, a Norwegian politician and chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama for his good intentions rather than any actual accomplishments. The deadline for nominations for the prize was only 11 days after Obama was sworn in as President. Thorbjørn Jagland was ridiculed for his decision and described as a fool by politicians like Alexander Downer and much of the world press, and the award as an embarassment to Obama. In the past Jagland was also often ridiculed in Norway for his statements and actions, including his ultimatum that his cabinet would resign if his party received less than 36.9% of the popular vote in 1997, which it subsequently did, and quotes like "We will come again, yes, we are here already", "We put the foot down and stand on it" and "I usually don't look backwards, nor do i look forward".
He's thorbjorning, he gave her an award before she had accomplished anything.
thorbjorning by Faller F December 5, 2009

thorbjorning 

The verb thorbjorning means to give someone their reward before they have accomplished what they set out to do. The verb was originally coined by New York Times columnist Yoni Brenner in 2009, when Thorbjørn Jagland, a Norwegian politician and chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama for his good intentions rather than any actual accomplishments. The deadline for nominations for the prize was only 11 days after Obama was sworn in as President. Thorbjørn Jagland was ridiculed for his decision and described as a fool by politicians like Alexander Downer and much of the world press, and the award as an embarassment to Obama. In the past Jagland was also often ridiculed in Norway for his statements and actions, including his ultimatum that his cabinet would resign if his party received less than 36.9% of the popular vote in 1997, which it subsequently did, and quotes like "We will come again, yes, we are here already", "We put the foot down and stand on it" and "I usually don't look backwards, nor do i look forward".
He's thorbjorning, he gave her an award before she had accomplished anything.
thorbjorning by Faller FF December 5, 2009

Torbjørn 

Torbjørn is a war cry, or some kind of swearing word, which originated in Hamar, Norway, when a guy called Torbjørn was hit by a car, and survived without any further harm. His friends then started shouting his name in anger while playing online games.
(While engaging in combat in Halo on XBox Live:)Torbjørn!!!!!!
Torbjørn by Yami93 September 22, 2007

Torbjørn 

The name of an extremely handsome person. He is better then everybody else.
Torbjørn = god
Torbjørn by gud333 October 7, 2019