Synodality

The circular dialogue of neo-Marxist jargon, particularly in the context of church meetings, by which ambiguity of language is used to replace Christian beliefs with an atheistic secular humanism.

We must work for a synodal church, by which we meet people where they are and walk together on the road to experience togetherness and dialogue in synodality.

by Fedeli January 12, 2023

Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010

Snoldball

When your elderly wife puts your dentures in and gives you a blowjob and then puts the semen covered dentures back in your mouth.

Flo gave Roy a snoldball last night. He really should watch his sodium intake!

by the shrimping king February 21, 2010

Synod

A slight variation of the punod, but with one flaw (discoloration or otherwise). Not commonly looked up to by the punodniks.

As Justin put on his synod, he was instantly capped for the dishonor.

by Ben Altenberg December 5, 2003

Skynolditis

The swelling of the nolds after doing it in the back of cars, and in tents, or after having morning sex or having two person sleepovers.
May cause you to have nasty b.o., gross armpit hair, your period on prom night, greasy orange hair, an obsession with the same sex, and the urge to argue with people that are fat.
No cure.

Best friend must have skynolditis because she smells bad and wants my girlfriend.

by Dr. Carlizze June 13, 2010

synodic

relating to alignment of stars and planets

Early calenders were based on the moon's synodic cycle.

by tzn17 November 3, 2017

snoldier

A soldier who uses their primary weapon to snipe people. Basically a huntsman sniper but the arrows go straight instead of falling.

We got a snoldier on the bridge!

by john stromboli November 27, 2020