papa smurfs glizzy

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

smurfing

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)

Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing

by user_83029404 January 5, 2021

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

SNURF

To surf in the snow!

Yo mann!~-lets go snurf in the snow today...

by Snurfer dude December 14, 2010

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010