Squid-eye

Squid-eye is a reference to a person in a state of extreme drunkenness.

If drunk and almost toppling over then you would be known as Super Squid-eyed.
If drunk with no recollection of the event then you would be known as Mega Squid-eyed

The COMETs went to the pub and drunk so much that they were squid-eyed.

by Tinytots July 14, 2015

Office Squid

Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.

Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.

by Kurt77 May 12, 2014

Giant Squid of Anger

A Youtube troll, or someone who just leaves awful nasty comments on Youtube videos. Term coined by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, of youtube.com/vlogbrothers

Commenter: wtf this is dum thees nerdss hav nno lifes only reterds wud watch dis

Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.

by nerdfighter1251 November 10, 2010

The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

by Dlindh March 27, 2019

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Squid Kiss

Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.

Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!

by Lil Jizzy Vert February 22, 2022