swum

adj. suck

you're so swum

by sheeleen January 23, 2011

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

Swum

To swum at a person or to be swum; it is a swear word. Swum means that you are either an idiot or just plain annoying.

Fred: OMG THE WATER'S WET!
Bob: What a swum.

Boss/Paul: FINISH YOUR WORK BY YESTERDAY!
Robby: Dude, he's totally swumming me.
Bob: I know dude, totally.

Ted: Yeah, he swumed her so much.
Lary: Really? I had no idea. I thought she really liked him.
Bob: No, he was such a swum.

Craig: OMG! I LOVE CAKE!
Bob: What a swummer!
Paul: I know. He's such an idiot he should be doing his work!

by MadThree May 1, 2011

swum

society wont understand me.

"This is why i feel swum."

by persswaddde3 November 19, 2020

Swum

The act of leaving one, usually far better game, to play Roblox.

Oh Daniel yeah he's a swummer, he just swummed off to play roblox.

by Coconog12 November 20, 2025

swum the tiber

Slang meaning, "converted to Roman Catholicism." The Tiber being a river that runs through Rome and thus "swimming" over to the Vatican side.

Guy#1: I've never seen you before, Are you new to this Church?

Guy#2: Yes, I've just recently swum the Tiber.

Guy#1: Oh, congrats, what were you before?

Guy#2: Anglican.

by McCloskey April 25, 2011

swum pierce

the king of swumming/spores, often related to the word swum. Known to reach heights of 300m while agitated

there's a swum pierce that's playing marvel rivals by the sewage drain

by Dan0169420 November 18, 2025