SwordFish

Whenever a boy gets a boner in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.

*Girl in bikini walks by

Man I feel a swordfish coming on!

by lochic February 19, 2011

Swordfishing

The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight

I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking

by Doucheoon Mandic March 4, 2011

swordfish

when some one jabs you in the stomach.

also known as a "tazer" to the stomach

1.jane: *jabs nick in the stomach* "sword fish!"
nick: "god dammit jane that hurt"

2. "that bitch just swordfished me"

by swordfisher January 15, 2012

Swordfished

When you're catfished by a transgender woman.

I thought it was a girl I met online, but I got swordfished.

Man I bought dinner and took her back to my place. She had a dick bro. I got swordfished.

by B4IFURU18 July 6, 2018

Swordfishing

The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.

My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020

Swordfished

When you’re talking to a girl online, but then she sends you a nude picture, and has a large cock; hence being swordfished.

I got swordfished last night, went over to this girl’s house off tinder and she ended up having a huge dick.

by AdamWest002 February 21, 2019

swordfished

The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.

Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."

I love getting swordfished

by MoistMan123456HotFish May 2, 2018