swordfish

a lame movie starring halle berries tits

have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?

by maphive December 17, 2003

Swordfish

Like a catfish but she is a he

I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.

by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018

Swordfish

A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.

Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.

by dart board July 6, 2010

swordfish

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period

by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006

swordfish

A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.

'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'

by -Penn December 17, 2009

swordfish

1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)

1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?

by genna buzz April 4, 2005

swordfish

A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.

George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 8, 2007