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swordfish

a lame movie starring halle berries tits
have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?
by maphive December 17, 2003
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Like a catfish but she is a he
I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.
by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018
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A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.
Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.
by dart board July 6, 2010
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The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period
by Wrecking Crew June 11, 2006
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A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.
'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'
by -Penn December 17, 2009
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1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)
1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?
by genna buzz April 4, 2005
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A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.
George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.
by vatonyjmu1978 December 8, 2007
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