The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.
by Needlessdeadrock April 8, 2017
Get the Sword Fighting mug.Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond
John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"
Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"
Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"
by Moneyman2345 May 6, 2019
Get the Sword Fighting mug.1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
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by Snifner October 9, 2006
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Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Get the Sword fighting mug.the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch
wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now
by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010
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