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Swordfight 

1. Two men battle with swords and the loser dies.

2. Two men battle with their dicks.
Person1: Yo, what were you doing in the bathroom?
Person2: Swordfight. My opponent had a big sword.

Swordfight in her mouth 

Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.
Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a-
Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH

Salty Swordfight 

The act of two men, whacking their cum covered dicks together.
Bro, I just had the best salty swordfight with my roommate.
Salty Swordfight by Swivels March 5, 2021

Vietnamese Swordfight 

When two males have a "swordfight" with their penis' whilst dressed as a ninjas
Tom:Fancy a vietnamese swordfight??
Jerome:Yeh sure, i'l just get the ninja outfits
Tom:Oh goody ;)

Lithuanian Swordfight 

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.
I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.

Italian Swordfight

When two guidos have a gay off, usually in the men's room of their gym or a dance club.
See those two guidos over there, looking at themselves naked in the full-length mirror? As soon as no one's looking, they're gonna have an Italian swordfight.
Italian Swordfight by jackmurphy October 10, 2006