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Swiss miss 

When ur friend lets name him nick has a cousin let’s name him Anton fucks a girl let’s name her kiersten

Swiss Miss 

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.
"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss and Piss 

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.
Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.
Swiss Miss and Piss by Jaboloff April 26, 2011

Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate 

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.
I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!

swissmissing 

refers to missing a person or persons of Swiss orgin
I was swissmissing all day
swissmissing by virtualmagician April 27, 2009