fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Swilky

When you feel really weird and you don't know how to explain it.

Today was a strange day. I'm feeling kinda swilky.

Girl: I feel kinda swilky !

Boy: Why did something weird happen to you today ?

by Hannah Ann August 7, 2011

jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.

Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!

by Jib Slice May 28, 2010

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010

Swinaecologist

A beautiful, pleasing and imaginative tune composed by the British band named Infant Annihilator.

The song tells a grotesque story of displaying a show for the audience that watch the fetuses of the show suffer through events of the show such as: Elbow deep anus fisting, fornication of fetuses, fetal mutilation and mutilation of fetal genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey, have you listened to Infant Annihilator's new hit Swinaecologist?."

Person 2: "You bet! That shit was banging!"

Person who doesn't know how to take a joke: "Oh my gosh! Infant Annihilator is a disgusting and unholy band. All they talk about is killing innocent children! That's against The Lord's plan! Metal music is so sinful and revolti-"

Both Persons 1 and 2: "Shut."

by JustAnAzurLaneAkagiWeeb December 1, 2021

Fart Swindler

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .

Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .

by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012

A Swill

a kid who always is playing halo 3, they have no life, and they think that they are the shit because they're spoiled

"This kid has been playing all day"
"Yeah what an A Swill"

by Riley Morales December 4, 2007