simmonite

anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite

Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Swindonian

This word refers to people from the town of Swindon in Wiltshire, England. For the person to qualify as a Swindonian, they must be born in Swindon.

Hugh: “Who’s that geezer smashing those girls?”
Maxime: “You mean that Swindonian?, what a man”

by bigmansmithy123 January 25, 2025

Swindonian

This word refers to people from the town of Swindon in Wiltshire, England. For the person to qualify as a Swindonian, they must be born in Swindon.

Hugh: “Who’s that geezer smashing those Oxford girls?”
Maxime: “You mean that Swindonian?, what a man”

by bigmansmithy123 January 25, 2025

swiftonian

Taylor Swift fans believing themselves to be a part of an elite and privileged musical cult

That Swiftonian’s 2,000-word LinkedIn post about Taylor Swift being booed at the 2025 Super Bowl reads like something that should’ve been rage-posted in a Facebook moms group at 2 AM.

by Berealquick February 16, 2025

Simmonator

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.

Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females

by Oatesy42 July 16, 2025