shitification

The process of being terminated from one's employment.

Johnny downloaded inappropriate materials on his computer at work and Human Resources did his shitification.

by ShaunS September 7, 2008

sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.

Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

shitification

describes a trend where the quality of online products and services gradually deteriorates. Initially, vendors introduce high-quality offerings to draw in users. Over time, they reduce this quality to cater more to business customers. Eventually, they lower standards further for both users and business clients to prioritize profit maximization for shareholders.

The shitification of Google continues. Yesterday I noticed that the almost essential cache: feature has finally gone. Nevermind. Competitors like Yandex & Bing aren't self-hobbling their features. Also Google Lens via rightclick seems to have lost the translate feature on Chrome

by commandergirl November 4, 2024

shitification

describes a trend where the quality of online products and services gradually deteriorates. Initially, vendors introduce high-quality offerings to draw in users. Over time, they reduce this quality to cater more to business customers. Eventually, they lower standards further for both users and business clients to prioritize profit maximization for shareholders.

The shitification of Google continues. Yesterday I noticed that the almost essential cache: feature has finally gone. Nevermind. Competitors like Yandex & Bing aren't self-hobbling their features. Also Google Lens via rightclick seems to have lost the translate feature on Chrome

by commandergirl November 6, 2024