girl 1: so he bought you drinks all night?
girl 2: yeah but when he went in for the kiss I was swervin' him so hard
girl 2: yeah but when he went in for the kiss I was swervin' him so hard
by boxhead. July 7, 2014
Get the swervin mug.A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.
Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.
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Get the swerving mug.Scoping out women from your driver's seat while driving, either on the freeway or surface streets, to the point where you almost lose control of the vehicle.
Bro--too many hotties on the drive to work this morning. Pervin' and swervin' the whole way, almost totalled the bimmer.
by another guy named steve July 26, 2011
Get the Pervin' and Swervin' mug.Swerving is a thing that limelight’s like to do. Limelights are fans of the band Why Don’t We. People swerve because limelights have their lane (their crush in The band) and they may swerve to another member.
Person1: did you see that hot picture of Daniel Seavey?
Person2: STOP IM IN JONAHS LANE YOUR MAKING ME SWERVE
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Person2: STOP IM IN JONAHS LANE YOUR MAKING ME SWERVE
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by rachaelr August 22, 2018
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