sween

Every weekend my friends and I sween!
by Bee & Meeesh March 21, 2006
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sween

To release feces while expelling gas.
Ah crap....i just sweened
by Nizzle Sizzle April 10, 2003
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Sween

Megan wore a skirt to school and when she jumped up, i nearly saw her sween!
by HotSurferBoi23 September 05, 2006
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sween

To do lots of annoying, time consuming things that one doesn't want to do. Examples of sweening include making endless personal business related phone calls such as to an insurance company, going to the DMV, going to the post office, etc.
I had a day off and I had to spend the whole day sweening.
by mishmashigas March 25, 2009
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sween

A combination of sweet and seen wrapped up in one neat little package.
-Here's a million dollars and a free blowjob.
-Sween. (Or in this case, super-sween may be in order.)
by Bruns April 04, 2004
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Sween-Dawg

A fat highschool teacher who looks like a 100 year old Cabbage Patch kid. Also is so fat her hands sit own her own lap.
Sween-Dawg tryed to played with my taint
by j0rokfp7uyhgt May 24, 2004
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weed sween

similar to whiskey dick, this is when a man has smoked so much marijuana that he can no longer get an erection
Bob: Rick, hit this.
Rick: Only if you promise I won't get weed sween later, I'm tryin' to get laid.
Bob: I promise.
by rookNpb May 15, 2010
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