sweatshirt

A word that is ruined because of Jacob Sartorious

P1: Did you hear the song, Sweatshirt?

P2: Yo, If i did, would I be alive right now?

by Neutral June 2, 2016

wayne sweatski

Someone taking beer league hockey too serious

“Fucking Wayne sweatski out there didn’t know the scout were here tonight”

by chHAad February 20, 2021

White Collar Sweatshop

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.

Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

sweatshirt

a piece of clothing that you could put over your body to keep you warm just like jacob satourisis’s music video. jacob said that you could wear his sweatshirt.

jacob: you can wear my sweatshirt
girl 1: yessss!!!!!
girl 2: ugh no i don’t want that

by Victorious Legend June 19, 2019

Seattle Sweatshop

Est. 2006: The act of defecating in a bag and leaving it under the bed. Then proceeding to max out the thermostat and fucking while aroused by the smell.

I can't believe my boo let me pull the Seattle Sweatshop off last night. I had to use the excuse that the air conditioning wasn't working.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

sweatshop

where nike and gap, and old navy, and banana republic, and j crew, and etc... products are produced while paying workers ~$0.12/hour

fuck sweatshops

by chimaera January 22, 2003