swaganometry

The study of swag

Swaganometry, bitch I'm bleeding bad.

by swaganometry123 July 30, 2016

sweatanuts

a really annoying fag

jeremy driscol called me 10 times in the last 5 mins. what a fuckin, sweatanuts

by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004

Swaganomics

What I'm majoring in, Bitch.

Hoe: "Like OMG what're you majoring in!?"

Me: "Swaganomics."

Hoe: "Really!? What is that?"

Me: "Bitch, this dick won't suck itself."

by robtorious May 29, 2011

vegan steagan

1. n. an extremely attractive girl, who is also vegan. 2. adj. ok for vegan consumption.

'MMM, she's vegan steagan'
OR
'Are these cookies vegan steagan?'

by steagan October 23, 2007

sweegan

Someone who is a vegan (eats no meat or dairy products including milk, eggs, cheese, gelatin, etc.), except when it comes to desserts.

I mostly considered myself a vegan, but after trying Mary's sinful Baked Alaska recipe, I'd have to admit I'm a sweegan.

by Sven Peterson February 17, 2006

Swaganthropist

(noun, verb) An individual who carries out an action that increases the overall swagger of an event, situation, or gathering.

Party goer 1: "Hey man, I know you told me to only bring one 30-pack of natty, but I brought two."

Host: "That's cocky as shit but, your a swaganthropist man, thanks!"
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Party goer 2: "Yo man, you check out that swaganthropist ova there?"
Party goer 3: "Na man who dat is?"
Party goer 2: "Fool, its my boy Party goer 1. The man is a swaganthropist"
Party goer 3: "My n****"
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Friend 1: "Man I love the Papa Johns Tuesday special. You get 1 large pie with a topping for $5!"
Friend 2: "Papa Johns behaves like a swaganthropist when he in da house."

by Die20 September 24, 2011

Sweatangle

A triangular shaped sweat stain. It is usually located at the base of someone's back, and created from doing hard work such as mowing the lawn on a tractor.

Gaymes: Hey, that old lady is cutting the grass.

Bro: Who cares about that! Look at that sweatangle on her

back. That's so hot!!

Gaymes: I think I just threw up in my mouth...

by reddbeerd January 24, 2013