Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

shanney

most beautiful you'll ever meet she is a smart young loyal charming girl she will always be loyal to her friends and her boyfriends she is childish sometimes but she is the most real friend you'll meet if shes your friend back she usually have many friends

shanney is a great friend to me

by Bbyxgirlx June 21, 2016

swankey

Amazingly cool !!

laura: i brought a nissan micra 2day
bruce: swankey

by Bruce April 14, 2004

swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 27, 2007

Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

swaney

Swaney Boys: sexy, tough, rugged. nobody touches a swaney

Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to

Holy Buckets theres a Swaney
She wishes she was a Swaney

by swaneylover September 16, 2013

Up the swanny

In a hopeless situation.

'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.

by LittleDonkeyLittleDonkey October 6, 2008