Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

Swamp Thing Dat Hoe

After you spooge on dat hoe. You throw moldy garbage and/or sea weed on her. Then you drop kick her.

Man after I boned. I straight swamp thing dat hoe

by Ehi and Chuck and Justin December 16, 2007

swamp thing

edwin torres attempted to clean out the campus pond and ended up sinking waiste deep into toxic waiste. From there emergency back up was called and eddie was stripped and hosed down for everyone, (freshman tours included) to see. He survived.

edwin is the swamp thing

by jamie October 7, 2004

swamp thing

An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.

Tammy's big ass rolled her car over in the swamp now the swamp thing is gonna angry dragon her.

by silk dog April 1, 2005

Swamp thang

When a person gets in the bottom of the portajohn and the other sits on top as if to go number 2 and receives a hand job from below

She just gave me a swamp thang in the hot ass porter shitter, go in and get yours...

by thuggin2platinum August 13, 2018

Swamp Thing

Your penis after having anal with a woman with swamp ass.

Your momma gave me swamp thing, so nasty, I had to use a wet nap.

by Goblin Green June 29, 2023

swamp-ass-thing

swamp-ass-thing is a swamp creature with a million kids. he is divorced from mother nature. he love his swamp more than anythibg so dont do anything bad to it

"should we go to the swamp?" "ok but be respectful! swamp-ass-thing lives there!"

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021