swampballs

A bearded gnome that likes to drink beer.

Swampballs drank all our beer while we weren't looking.

by deco gecko June 6, 2009

Brown Ball Stamp

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.

Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?

by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019

Ball-Swap

A Ball-Swap is where you swap one or more testicles with a friend, at home. One testicle is removed and swapped with another. You can also swap a testicle with an object similar in size, like a grape or a large marble.

"We ball-swapped yesterday."

by eowilson April 29, 2024