swallowship

A reward someone receives for giving really good oral sex.

Her head was so good she wins a swallowship.
You see that new car that Betsy just got from her man? That's definitely a reward from her swallowship.

by assregation June 23, 2014

swollocks

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

by shnix January 7, 2009

Betty Swollocks

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

Betty Swollocks

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

by Garthy July 9, 2006

sucks and swallows

Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.

That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.

by Sushi April 18, 2005

Swallowship

The amount of money given in a settlement to a girl who sleeps with a celebrity and reveals it to the public.

Peep 1: "Did you hear about what Bret Farve did to that girl?"

Peep 2: "Psssh, its nothing, that girl just wanted a swallowship"

by Jimmy from that party January 25, 2011