Stainer

To accidentally destroy any electronic devices just by making a physical contact with it.

Don't touch my new computer! You're gonna stainer it.

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010

Stainer

An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.

Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.

by Cfame March 30, 2013

swaners

People with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace

Sarah and Katie are the worst swaners in the office

by melsweeps2 May 30, 2009

swaine

a red killing sweater that will possess you. an oc made by mallek. a song was written about him by jacob satoriaus.

“i am dressed as swaine” - mallek

by the velma stans July 27, 2021

Swainurism

Swainurism refers to a condition of complete and total brain loss. Forgetting your own name where you live, even your spouse or place of work. Someone pitching a fit, speaking out of their mind. Some common indications that you are experiencing a Swainurism include drinking from toilets, chewing your own underwear or sitting in a bath tub, farting and attempting to bite the bubbles.

Tom Cruise had a "Swainurism" On Opra.

by AnonymousUno February 12, 2007

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

A Stainer

This is when you finish masterbating or oral sex and the cum get all over ur bed sheets and clothes.

Dude! we accidently did a stainer all over my carpet!

by SICK BILLY December 26, 2005