slaggy cunt

A girl who fucks her friends boyfriends and ex boyfriends for sport.

That Kirstie girl is quite the slaggy cunt. She was my best friend till her fiftieth fuck was my exboyfriend.

by Dramaqueen2121 June 21, 2017

Swagg Clown

1) To Make Fun Of Someones So-Called "Swagger"

2) Also Can Be Used To Exclaim Something

1) Looking At Facebook/Myspace Picture Damn This Guy Is A Poser Swagg Clown Mode Look @ Me I'm So Cool Because I'm Wearing Aeropostale Shirt With Sunglasses

Oh Look At Me I'm So Cool Because I'm Taking A Picture In A Mirror So You Can See The Camera ... Ect

2)Teacher: Shut Up John Looking Like Dave Chapple

You: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Swaggg Clown :D

by Oranges19601 March 9, 2011

Swagga Check

Calling your own mother a fat, smelly whore. Usually used by such people as Kyle Broflovsky from South Park.

Eric: Yo bros my mom is such a swagga check.

Joe: Yeah she reeks of shit.

Ryan: And is a fat whore that preys on Argentinian immigrants.

by Elephant's Third Leg February 8, 2010

shaggy chad

When you shave your pubes pre-sex and sprinkle them on her as youre cuming.

My girlpriend and I were going at it, luckily i was ready to shaggy chad

by tommy dog November 19, 2010

saggy clit

When women get old and suffer the agony of a saggy clitoris.

Oh my god Katie! You have a massively saggy clit!

by Darkstryder January 12, 2008

Slaggy couple

When two people under the age of 16 (UK) participate in any sexual activity, such as fingering, sex, blowjobs etc.

Here is a typical Slaggy couple scenario:

Tom walked home one night. there, dressed in only a bra and tracksuit bottoms, was the love of his life, Jess. He couldnt help but feel his eyes drift to her wonderfully large breasts supported by her skimpy red bra. he moved closer, his penis throbbing. She grabbed his tie, remove it and stuffed her well made small hands down his boxers. His penis pulsed like a fast heartbeat. Before tom knew it, Jessica removed his trousers, grabbed his now erect cock, and sucked like a vacuum. he was so excited and happy. He ejaculated the most amazing, thick sperm all over her face. He passed out he was so horny.

by footballfan99 April 17, 2010

Saggy Chode

Saggy Chode: A Short stubie fat meaty penis that sags to the floor with it's fuzzy ball sacks, when saggy may skwish together like meat sacks, the flavor is bitter and claimy with a hint of jew juice.

Eww Unice your saggy chode just slaped my face, you got juice everywere.

by Priscilla P August 27, 2008