Swage

Origin Honduras: (1) Something so screwed, damaged or ridiculous that it becomes more funny or embarrassing than annoying. (2) A quality of work so low that it looks like an intoxicated 3rd grader did it. (3) Something that was done so poorly with the best of intentions that you could not do it as poorly if you were trying to.

(1) The removal of the nice white paint for the baby puke green was a swage idea.
(2) His spelling on the signs was so swage that I had to take a picture and post it on my face book.

(3) The Mismanagement of the whole project was swage to all who were below him.

by angry assistant August 22, 2010

swaging it

Scientificly
Wild
Ass
Guessing

It

John: How Are You Solving This Work?
Peter: Oh I'm Just Swaging It.

by bobby97 December 30, 2013

swaging

Pulling someone's shirt from inside his pants giving him a swag.

I can tolerate these stupid teens with a swag but I just can't tolerate them swaging me.

by wisekidmyass November 13, 2013

buckle swage

someone who like to fuck men in the butt, but is straight

nolan likes to buckle swage

by askgfjdbjksdbk May 14, 2009

Swages

When an individual earns an unusually high amount for their age or occupation.

Woah man, I am earning swages with this new job

by Abzadabza July 22, 2015

swage

a word to describe the action of smoking weed
ball up smoke sesh

yo you tryna swage right now?
did u jus swage at the park?

by major swager July 10, 2019

Swaged

becoming really stoned from smoking that good weed.

bro im really swaged

by GuyBuddy September 8, 2019