swaf

"You see the game last night?"
- "Oh yeah man, that second goal was swaf!"

by 784 October 12, 2010

swaffed

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.

Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"

When you break up with a crazy girlfriend and suddenly become incredibly popular and successful with all the ladies.

Ever since Joe broke up with that psycho girl Julia, he's been swaffing hard - he brought home three girls in the past week!

by pi.guy February 17, 2016

Swaf is basically the same as swag but it means you're the coolest type of swag

by Swaffy gamergirl March 5, 2019

by swaf_ August 10, 2023

“damnnn look at their swaf”

by cockmaster. December 15, 2020

That swaf made my meat taste swaf af

by swafdaddy January 17, 2023