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swoogie shuffle 

When you are side stepping, bobbing and weaving your way through a place that is generally filled with swoogies and the swoogies are in your way.
I was at the grocery store and I wanted some orange soda, watermelon and fried chicken and the swoogies were in my way so I had to do the swoogie shuffle around their gressy afro's and monkey babies to make my way through the store.
swoogie shuffle by metal316 September 5, 2011
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Fo' shoozie my snoozie 

Getting tired of the same old slang terminology for sleeping such as "take a disco nap," "crash," or "40 winks?" Try new and improved fo' shoozie my snoozie! It's chalked full of snoopdogganese, and good for your colon! Proper English translation: For certain, I shall promptly engage in some much needed rest.
You look tired, are you going to bed now?

- Fo' shoozie my snoozie!

Soozie RumA 

Derived from the Finnish word "susiruma", Soozie RumA is the act of abandoning one's cock in a flesh orifice to avoid confrontation for a quick out. Upon release, the cock will convulse violently like a lizard's tail providing the necessary distraction for escape. It is said that a faint pee hole cry can be heard after detachment.
Man! I had to Soozie RumA out of there when I found out she ate all my mentos(the freshmaker).

I have to apologize for my stubby dick. I had to Soozie RumA out of a very smelly and sticky situation last night.

Did you hear? That C*nt flushed my dick down the toilet after I Soozie RumA'd to go play black ops.
Soozie RumA by SoozieCUE May 22, 2021
That dude antho a skoozie...he don’t even know what parlay mean
Skoozie by freezyyyy June 8, 2019
Any bitch who things less than four in is small/ a slutty girl
2in Take it or leave it you scoozie

This girl a scoozie
Scoozie by Kivo October 12, 2020
Todays definition of a scoozie is a blonde named Jessie which I’m sure we all know a whore in our area that’s blonde and a midget so we’ll just use Jessie as an example name
A scoozie is Dating a guy who’s husband material then go fucks a dude who’s a professional rapist behind his back also can’t drive most likely has mommy and daddy issues broke as fuck legally midget fucked up teeth other short word terms to match this up would be whore , hoe ,slut, skank ,cock gobbler ,blownout blonde cum guzzler , cum dumpster , burnout , the town bicycle , horny greedy bitch ,dick hungry ,dick breath , brainless, STD BANK ,dick parking lot ,cunty fagbag ,mind pricked , dick coozie , cock sock , rotten vag , dumb hoe , prick master , dick abyss , loser ass buzzkill , burnt burger , white bitch , white , commie cum catcher , horse girl , cum skunk , dick absorber, dick magnet , fucked up teef ,skink , low class dumb broad , gold digger ,psychotic whore ,depressed loser ,dick dreamer ,Ritter bike rider, pickle licker ,crab infested ,loose as a goose, well that’s all that needs to be said here
Scoozie by CreamNBeef November 19, 2022
Sweet cutie; fine female with a dime for a face, tight jeans, nice booty.
"Dang girl, u a swootie"