Sweeney

A type of bad breath where you don’t notice it but everyone else does.

Errrm have a mint to sort out your sweeney!!

by Sniffy911 December 6, 2019

Sweeney

Huge shit with corn in it

Wife:Have you been eating corn?
Husband: how do you know?
Wife : 'Cos you left a big fucking sweeney
in the bog you lazy bastard....and you didn't wipe your arse either

by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011

sweeney

a small feeble old man who is always right, most of the time has thick classes and wears pants way to high. Yoda in human form.Also mkaes obseen gestures and jokes that no one gets

look at that sweeney over there, what a joke.

by JBRICK October 26, 2007

sweeney

Noun: a free trip obtained by music journalists, usually paid for by a record company, artist's management or event promoter.

Verb: the act of obtaining the above.

"I had this great sweeney to Italy, the label paid airfares, hotel and everything."

"I sweeneyed a great trip to Italy."

Used by World Music journalists in the UK for at least a decade. Named after a UK journalist of that surname who is/was remarkably adept at this skill.

by Ian Anderson January 7, 2009

sweeney

a highly contagious, infectious STI like chlamydia, found mostly in girls between the ages of 12-25

you had a sweeney cunt yet?

by ttr_91. May 24, 2009

Sweeney

Another word for a dick or penis, often used in the suburbs of Norfolk to describe a person with large genitals.

Finn has an extremely large sweeney.

by Finnbigdick June 4, 2018

Sweeney

Faggot, sometimes also known as Alan.Most commonly seen with an unshaven moustache

Girl:will u shift my friend
Other girl:nah he looks like a sweeney

by Lilswantonxx June 2, 2019