Susposter

A susposter is someone whos the imposter but also super sus.

HOLY SHIT!!!! I think Amelia is the susposter!!!! She just vented!!!!

by Treyctadactyl January 29, 2021

Suppository of Wisdom

Someone in a Government department or health department, or any other position of supposed "authority" that just repeats the official line on things. Often their employment contract will state that they can only express views in line with the corporate policy. Just like members of health departments who have to state that drinking fluoride is good for you.

This term is originally attributed to Australian politician Tony Abbott who said (abridged)

"Nobody, however well educated, is the suppository of all wisdom"

Maybe he meant to use the word "repository", but we will never know for sure.

Example:
(Person 1) Felicity Dumble from the New Zealand health department says that drinking fluoride in the water is good for your teeth, and it doesn't contribute to cancer, arthritis, or any other problem over the long term.

(Person 2) Yeah, sounds like she's a suppository of wisdom.

by Jim90 August 21, 2013

susposter

it means someone is suspicious and you think they are the imposter in among us.

"YOU'RE A SUSPOSTER!"
"AMONG US SUSPOSTER!"

by ZOOWEEMAMAAAAAA August 1, 2021

Suppository essay

An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.

Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.

by jman101 September 9, 2013

chilean Suppository

The rescue pod used to retrieve the 33 miners in Chile; that resembles a giant suppository.

If I was trapped in a mine, I don't think I could be rescued with the chilean Suppository, I'm too fat.

by superkustom October 15, 2010

Script Suppository

Generally used by high-level programmers, particularly SAV and DHCP specialists; a place where scripts and code are stored for later use. Can contain injectable code of any type, sometimes used for penetration testing on enterprise systems.

I reached deep into my script suppository and extracted a nugget of VB perfection.

by Kommodore March 20, 2009

Supposterous

Far enough beyond absurd or ridiculous that it was clearly pulled out of someone's ass.

A combination of the words suppository and preposterous.

Dude, your story about kicking a rhino in the balls to escape the Shanghai zoo is supposterous.

by Dawg of the Day May 28, 2012