purrection

When you get an erection when a cat sits on his lap and purrs.

My sister's cat jumped onto my lap and a few minutes later, I got a massive purrection. I felt sort of disgusted with myself.

by UrineDrinker January 19, 2015

susection

a susection is when you want to evacuate a susan from the premises. if a susan is being irritating you and your peers shall scream with passion “susection” and the unfortunate susan of the group will have no choice but to leave the area where the susection was announced

omg dude it’s that woman susan with the saggy tits, lets call a susection

by danielle cohns belly button August 6, 2019

Rule 3, subsection SK

Scene kids are to wear band shirts at all times. No exceptions.

I call rule 3, subsection SK. Take off that Hollister sweater and put on this Lamb of God t-shirt.

by MoshTehNiners October 9, 2010

suspection

to assume or suspect an occurance or happening based on observations

I have a suspection that the man killed the professor in the library with the candle stick.

by Meloncita December 14, 2008

suspections

Closely related to suspicions, but in regards to dealing with an individual who may have ulterior motives, or may possibly be suggesting something lewd.

My boss told me he wanted to "put his paper in my file," but I have my suspections as to what he really means.

by Conner Osborne May 31, 2005

surretin

conversation in a moving vehicle ... secret whispering ...
trading secrets

Gabbie and I had a most interestin surretin on the way to her granny's house.

by issalang August 16, 2006

Supraction

the act of surprising distraction; usually performed for one's personal benefit.

It was embarrassing to flash the whole room; but I knew supraction was the only way to win at Uno.

by Scruffy Rube December 9, 2008