Surfboard

The surfboard sex position is when the male lays flat and erect. The female then proceeds to stand over him with one foot on each side of his hips. Next, drop down, swerve on the wood and ride as if it were a surfboard. May also be performed in reverse if preferred

Fill the bathtub half way and I'll ride you like a surfboard.

by KokoandLolo July 16, 2014

surfboard

A girl who has small breasts, is flat.

"You don't like supermodels because of jealousy; you're a surfboard."

by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

surfboardt

Another spelling of the word surfboard as pronounced surfbort in beyonces Drunk In Love song.

Ridin on my surfboardts

by nnuada February 16, 2014

surfboard

noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.

Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.

by smartperson1234567891011 May 9, 2011

Antartic Surfboard

When you ice your dick for 2 hours and then tease a girls pussy with it.

Yeah i fuckin freaked the shit out of this girl when i pulled out my surfboard and rode an antartic surfboard.

by Tony kurczewski March 18, 2011

Surfboardt

The surfboard is a euphemism for a sex position in the tub, where a woman is on top and controlling the action.

Beyonce says: "Then I fill the tub up halfway
Then ride it with my surfbort, surfboardt,surfboardt"

by Niyah324 August 27, 2020