Supreme Court 

The idiots in charge that gave us:

George W. Bush
Iraq
Katrina
Global hatred of America.

Also used as an excuse to execute even the most ridiculous of ideas, even if it wastes eight years of everyone's lives.

Guy #1: Dude, that's the shittiest idea you've had ALL day.
Guy #2: But the Supreme Court approved.

Guy #1: Aw, crap.

Supreme Court by Noah. February 19, 2008

Supreme Court 

The highest legal authority in America. The Supreme Court is tasked with controlling and regulating laws, and is always the highest authority when a debate on what laws mean arises. The Supreme Court is vital for America to function at all.

Amy Coney Barrett got sworn in as a justice in the Supreme Court today.

Supreme Court by The Living Graveyard October 27, 2020

Supreme Court 

Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.

Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!

Supreme Court by Old Runner November 17, 2023

Supreme Court 

Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.

Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!

Supreme Court by Old Runner November 17, 2023

Supreme Court 

A compound verb where an argument being made is made with minimal effort and then masked with clever sounding words.

In the April 2025 Supreme Court ruling For Women Scotland vs The Scottish ministers the ruling used the phrase "These are assumed to be self-explanatory and to require no further explanation", which is a variation on the "this is left as an exercise for the reader" and "It is self-evident that...", both forms of "Proof by Intimidation" used by junk science

- I can't be bothered explaining, I'll just Supreme Court it and hope they don't challenge me.
- "Did you just Supreme Court this and hope nobody would notice?"
- "Well, honestly... it's clearly self-evident?"

Supreme Court by ookerdook April 24, 2025

Supreme Court Shag 

The act of deep contemplation in which one, as the Chief Justice, has to make the executive decision as to whether or not he will assume intercourse with a questionable vagina.

Jack: "Hey Mike, did you settle your Supreme Court Shag?"
Mike: "Yes. Cock v. Cunt was indeed a difficult case, but I inevitably ruled the vagina unconstitutional."

Supreme Court Shag by OGBobby69 January 30, 2017

supreme court justices 

Nine members of the United States' Supreme Court. A total of 8 associate justices, and one chief justice

The supreme court is the highest court in the judicial system and it consists of 9 justices

supreme court justices by Mike January 5, 2005