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Spite Monkey Niggler

Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.
Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.
by AKACroatalin October 27, 2016
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great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013
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Spite Dying

When you decide to DIE if someone touches your mule bits
IF YOU TOUCH MY MULE BITS I WILL START SPITE DYING
by Poggers_ January 18, 2021
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In spite of

To go on with it even though there is or was a issue
Happy Birthday :D(in spite of the the fact of how you treated our friends and family so poorly that they could have died)
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out of spite

To deliberately hurt someone because they have hurt you. Revenge really. Retaliation.
I broke up with Sally last week, so yesterday she gave me back all the gifts I gave to her out of spite.
by Rimon August 26, 2010
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Stupiter

A large planet where really stupid people come from.
That dude comes from Stupiter, and has spent time on the its moons dumb and dumber.
by Faknthal September 23, 2009
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spite fuck

The act of fucking a person for no other reason than pure hatred.
Bitch bothered me for so long, I spite fucked her so hard her mom could feel it.
by Cardozoed February 14, 2005
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